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Craig Brown's avatar

On Stratton, I’m not saying he’s going to be in the pen all year. Just he’s on the initial roster. I have to think the leash is—and should be—short.

I believe “shambolic” was a staple of my writing from 2005 to 2013.

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Hokius's avatar

I have no basis for this other than fervent desire, but I'm going to keep predicting John Rave for the opening day roster until it has become impossible

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Craig Brown's avatar

We all have our guys to hope on.

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Scott Z's avatar

I don’t understand why he doesn’t get a shot. His AAA numbers aren’t bad and Melendez is terrible, new swing or not.

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Jeremy's avatar

Am I the only one that really wants to see Pratto succeed??

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Clint Woods's avatar

No, but you may be among the shrinking universe of fans who believe he has the talent to pull it off.

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Craig Brown's avatar

I want Pratto to succeed. I want everyone to succeed. But at this point it’s fairly obvious how the Royals see Pratto.

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Clint Woods's avatar

GIFs, then metaphors, then “shambolic”? Then someone named “John Rave” (to be played by Keanu in the film version, one assumes)? Fountains Up!!!

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Craig Brown's avatar

Wait until we get to River Town.

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herbie's avatar

I am only committing to two tats, Lugo stone cold face on right bicep and Ragans on left. Still debating on Ragans determined stare or the “f ya” yell with clenched fists coming off the mound

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Craig Brown's avatar

If we passed each other on the street, I would give you a solemn nod, knowing you were a man of serious intent.

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Michael's avatar

Galaxy brain, put them all in left field at the *same time*

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Craig Brown's avatar

There may be a rule against that. But maybe just do it and ask for forgiveness?

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Paul M. Wade's avatar

I don't root against anyone, but I'm with Hokius, I'll keep banging the drum for Rave in right field. He deserves a chance in Kansas City!!!!!

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Colton's avatar

Clear as mud.

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