Call me crazy, but I'm sorta starting to believe in the bats. I mean, the roster construction is still terrible, but we knew that coming in. It's going to take some time for the new guys to sort through it all make some deals that will hopefully result in a roster that makes better sense. And, of course, the pitching is still abysmal, and they won't seriously compete for anything until they figure that out. But hey, it's still a lot more fun to watch when they hit!
Mr. B. Please allow me to propose a couple radical solutions for radical times:
DOZIER: Lock him into a batting cage & force-feed him thousands of low-and-away sliders. He'll either learn to recognize the pitch and take it oppo or realize his limitations and gracefully retire
KOWAR: Tired of pussyfooting around, they should plant him into the big team's rotation every 5th day. Let him get is brains beat in and see if the embarrassment doesn't force him to figure things out on his own steam. If he can't, DFA the poor bastard once and for all, perhaps the best solution for him and the organization.
Call me crazy, but I'm sorta starting to believe in the bats. I mean, the roster construction is still terrible, but we knew that coming in. It's going to take some time for the new guys to sort through it all make some deals that will hopefully result in a roster that makes better sense. And, of course, the pitching is still abysmal, and they won't seriously compete for anything until they figure that out. But hey, it's still a lot more fun to watch when they hit!
Mr. B. Please allow me to propose a couple radical solutions for radical times:
DOZIER: Lock him into a batting cage & force-feed him thousands of low-and-away sliders. He'll either learn to recognize the pitch and take it oppo or realize his limitations and gracefully retire
KOWAR: Tired of pussyfooting around, they should plant him into the big team's rotation every 5th day. Let him get is brains beat in and see if the embarrassment doesn't force him to figure things out on his own steam. If he can't, DFA the poor bastard once and for all, perhaps the best solution for him and the organization.
Things nobody ever said, ever: "...with a physique as perfect as Lance Lynn's...."